Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. Your interests include SKULLS, GIRLS OF A CERULEAN COMPLEXION, and ADVENTURE, You also like to watch MOVIES that are absolutely NOT SHITTY. Oh and, by the way, you actually have a pretty NORMAL LIFE, what with Sburb only being a STUPID URBAN MYTH and your school and foster home life SUCKING.

((Non-Sburb AU Jake English. Beta, Alpha, not Homestuck at all; I don't mind, so don't be shy! I'm really up for anything, whether it be just talking or, well, romantically inclined things. *ahem*))

Relationships

Dirk: Your best bro and the Dirk you talk to the most. Currently the person who has to deal with your stupid rants about how school sucks because, duh, you didn’t always have to go to the damned place. You kind of feel stupid and sorry that he has to deal with you.