Headcanons

• Jake is 17 soon going on 18 and has not started playing Sburb nor will he ever. The game is simply a rumor.
• This Jake is, of course, from a different timeline where he lives in Hawaii, goes to school now, and has to put up with an honest to goodness teenage life in his foster home.
• He’s just as confused about relationships; that definitely hasn’t changed one bit.
• He’s still trying to come to terms with what exactly his sexuality is. Most of the time he just doesn’t want to think about it since it confuses him.
• He still knows of and keeps in contact with both Jade and John, no matter what timeline they’re from. So, basically the Pesterchum shenanigans with weird time shit still exist.
• In person, Jake will be overly touchy-feely because he’s never really gotten over not being around many people before, due to growing up in foster care by himself most of the time.